Total Medals Earned: 543 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,195 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/125 points)
Start playing.
Craft an axe.
Open up the craft menu.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of diamonds.
Mine a diamond block.
Craft a shovel.
Collect wood.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of gold.
Mine and hold 500 blocks of dirt.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of iron.
Smelt cobble stone.
Craft a pickaxe.
Craft and hold 50 fences.
Mine down to the world's bottom layer.
Smelt sand.
Smelt clay.
Craft all iron tools.
Craft all gold tools.
Craft all diamond tools.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/495 points)
Watch the Intro
First level in under 5 seconds
Collect all floppies
Die 1000 times
Slay the Nyan Cat
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 13/17 (330/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 8/13 (195/350 points)
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